- "Which way do you swing Mr. Froggy?"
- "Don't Tickle Me There!"
- "Leather Pants, Leather Undies"
- "Don't Bogart the Jesus Juice!
- "The Riding Crop Goes Whack, Whack, Whack!!"
- "My Friend, Mr. Matchbook"
- "Under the Sink"
- "Make the Dogs Stop Saying My Name!"
- "Mommy's In Heaven and Daddy's In Jail"
And for the pre-teen and teen:
- "The Monster in my Pants"
- "Altar Boy, Alter Ego"
- "The Scoutmaster's Wish"
- "The Magic Weed"
- "NAMBLA and You"
My favorite fiction/horror: "The Clinton Presidency:The Hillary Years"
Okay, if it isn't obvious, the lists are satirical and I have no intention of taking part in getting tagged. At least not right now, not this topic.